Howdy, I’m Bob!
I go by many names. Bob, Narwhal, Narliest, Narly/Narli, Nar, Moth, Mothman, etc. My pronouns are They/Them though I do not mind being referred to masculinely. I’m a Puerto-Rican/Native American Non-Binary, Bisexual homo. (Try saying that shit to a pilgrim.)
My interests include:
Apex.-HLVRAI.
-The Outer Wilds.
-Dragon Age.
-RDR2.
-Fallout.
-Elder Scrolls.
-Stardew Valley.
-Subnautica.
-Pillars of Eternity.
-Don’t Starve.
-Dying Light.
-Titanfall.
-DND.
I’m also heavily into drawing, choir (Well, music as a whole, really), and gardening.
DNI/BYF:
-Please understand that I am a person with many boundaries. And I am not very confrontational. Push comes to shove, I will ignore you if I do not feel comfortable around you.
-This may sound stupid, but please try not to make fun of me or my interests. I only let that slide with close friends and even then, it makes me highly uncomfortable.
-The usual stuff. No homophobes, transphobes, sexists, racists, “All Lives Matter” supporters, Trump supporters, pro-shippers, pedos, etc.
-If you think being an asshole is a unique personality trait and the only way to be funny is to shit on other people and their interests, do not talk to me, lmao. You’re boring.
-If you glorify suicide or self-harm or explicitly show any of that stuff, steer clear from me, please. (Mind you, this does not apply to people who’re going through these kinds of things!! I mean the people who GLORIFY it. Like it’s a quirky character trait and not a serious issue that needs to be taken seriously.)
-Feel the need to heavily sexualize me. Trust me when I say this, I am not against compliments. Even the stupid ones my friends send me like the barking ones or asking for my hand in marriage or whatever. But if you’re someone I’m not comfortable or close with, and proceed to say sexual things towards me when I post my face or my outfit of the day, I will block you.
-Strictly NSFW/18+ accounts.
This is more so personal preferences but please do not ignore these. This is very important to ME:
-Revenant/Loba shippers, Caustic/Wattson shippers, Rampart/Mirage shippers, any cases of shipping Gibby with women and Valk with men.
-This does not apply to any of my friends but personally, I do not like seeing Wraith/Mirage, Crypto/Wattson, Lifeline/Octane.
-If you HC any characters are rapists, or generally problematic shit. You’re fucking weird. Get away from me.
-I am no longer in DBDTWT nor do I plan to ever again. I am mainly an Apex account but have a variety of other interests. So if you follow me because my friends that I follow are in DBDTWT, don’t be disappointed, lmao.
-If you shit on ANY of the Apex women. That includes Bangalore, Valk, and Maggie. If you shit on any of the Apex women, I will literally avoid you like the plague. The Apex women mean a lot to me. All of them. So, seriously. Leave if you think it’s cool to just be blatantly sexist and rude, especially to people who LIKE those characters.
Okay, now. Some stuff about me, ig:
-I ship Revhound. I know that’s not a super big issue, but I do know some people who would rather avoid that ship, which is fine.
-I can be pretty vulgar and abrasive. I normally try to stay away from any online drama, but I will not hesitate to make fun of any bigots that cross my path. If you have an issue with that, tough luck, lol. I will not censor myself for any kind of bigot.
-I can be pretty dense sometimes. If I do anything that may be seen a problematic or uncomfortable for others, do not be afraid to message me! More than likely, I was just stupid and didn’t realize how my words would be taken/didn’t word it correctly. I am always willing to learn.
-Sometimes I forget to follow back even if we’ve interacted and have had positive interactions before. So please, if we’re on good terms but my dumbass forgot to follow you back, don’t feel afraid to message me.
-I will avoid conflict at all costs. That includes ghosting people and ignoring them. If you’ve found me purposely ignoring you despite you trying to interact with me, please get the message. It’s either you’ve done something to me or my friends and I will not be willing to interact with anyone who’s been a general nuisance or who’s had terrible takes.
PLEASE INTERACT IF:
-You’re into HLVRAI or Dragon Age. I need more moots.
-Willing to share Apex HCs together. I like talking about my HCs about various things, but since I’m mainly an Apex account, I like talking about Apex characters the most.
-A fellow Mad Maggie enthusiast. I’ve loved her since Season 8 and have continued to love her.
-You just want a friend or someone to talk to. I promise you, I will talk your ear off if you give me the opportunity. And I’d be equally as glad to listen as well.
My Dog, Cupcake. ^
Anyways, other than that. I’m also heavily into drawing and stuff. My commissions are always open and I charge $10-$25 per piece. $10 for my more cartoony style and $25 for everything else. My art isn’t the best and it’s pretty simplistic. I accept payment in the form of Xbox gift cards. If it is not possible to provide that, then the money can go to one of my other artist friends. :)
My examples of my art:
More simplistic versions of my art:
The most detailed I’m willing to go:
Other examples of my art:
Note: Mind you, if you would like a background, more than likely, the art will only be solidly colored and there will be no actual shading as I hate doing backgrounds already and don’t wanna overexert myself. The art above is an example of what you would get.
That’s it, I guess! Feel free to message me and talk with me if we have anything in common! I’m willing to meet new people and make new friends!